Monique Honeybush is PANTY RAID's true Southern belle. When she's not performing her duties as the official 2005 Bama Jelly "Dixie Darlin'", she's making her rounds at other small town fairs, greased-pig contests and assorted t-shirt-and-garden-hose-related functions.
But holding such titles as "Miss Hot Tomato" & "Miss Nanner Puddin'" is no cakewalk. Just ask an exhausted Miss Honeybush and her many satisfied admirers amongst the Town Council. Vaseline must be constantly applied for that effortless smile & coifs must be feathered just so. Sceptors must be spit-polished to a high shine & "delicates" must be tirelessly fluffed. Oh, the life of a beauty queen!
Still, it's her "can do" spirit, her knock-out VA-VA-VOOM figure and her slow, aloof, swivel-wristed wave to the crowd that keeps all those big blue ribbons and love letters rollin' in. Keep 'em comin', boys!
Yes, with all-American corn-fed good looks, a wholesome winner's attitude & an amazing ability to hork down a dozen hot dogs in under a minute, it's no wonder why Monique is so popular with the fellas, the folks...and every pageant judge, mayor, AmVet and Moose Club member south of the Mason-Dixon line. Here's to YOU, Miss Honeybush!
