PANTY RAID!'s FastCat Purrdue was raised a po’, black child in the all-African American UniverSoul Circus, despite her being obviously (ummm...) white. With this skewed sense of self, but a whole lotta sexy rhythm and spunk, Miss Purrdue could hula-hoop like nobody’s business...especially during her nightly center-ring performance between the prancing poodle parade and the stilt-walking “Black Jesus” finale.

But when the Ringling Brothers came a-knockin’, FastCat tearfully bid her kinfolk farewell and made the leap into the Big Top big time. With worldwide success achieved overnight, she became an international superstar, the Wham-O! spokesmodel and the swivel-hipped daredevil who would continually push her craft to spectacular, even life-threatening extremes.

One sweltering August night in Nashville, Tennessee...with the house lights killed and the spotlight hot, FastCat achieved the unthinkable! Once thought impossible even among the Polynesian elders who dared not speak its tabu name, the forbidden “KonTiki Hula-Lulu” spiraled from the heavens aboard the knowing haunches of Miss FastCat Purrdue. Yes, like flaming orbitals of fury, a record 823 hoops were simultaneously held aloft to the utter amazement of a stunned world community.

As a result, nations united and a Middle East cease-fire was achieved. More importantly, FastCat made Maxim Magazine’s “Hottest Hips” list of 2006 AND landed a stint with Nashville's own bawdy burlesque circus PANTY RAID! She had it all, baby!